Friday, August 3, 2012

Ok Batman.....aren't you supposed to get rid of bats??'s 5:30am and I'm awake....why you ask? Well maybe because THERE WAS A BAT IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yep. A bat. At 5:30am. Flying. A bat.
Yes there have been bats in here before and let me tell you, you don't get used to it and it doesn't lessen the scream factor when there's one that close and personal.
Aaaaaand of course it's when I'm here clearly now I can't sleep and even though I managed to get it out of the house I'm still a little paranoid that there might be a little brother or sister bat waiting in the shadows.
Let me tell you rocks! google saved me tonight! hahaha......just typed in there "how to get rid of a bat in the house at night" and there you go! Of course it says turn off any lights.....well that's helpful when I'm googling and my laptop light is on....womp.

So yeah anyways.....I had to dress head to toe in sweats and hoodie (cause that's the only thing on my floor that I could see with my cell phone light, and might I add it's hawwwwwt in here) Then I had to make sure I could hear the little bastard flying in the bathroom so I could make a run for it down the stairs.....and for those of you who know this house it is no small feat to run through here in the dark and not die!

So after I didn't die from running to the front door, I turned on the porch light and opened the front door and sat on the couch waiting patiently with my hood up. It took a few minutes but after I flashed my cell phone light it came swooping into the living in that instant I nearly flipped out because it wasn't flying to the light, it was flying around me (maybe because I'm pale and it thought I was a light?!!?!?) so I booted outside and waited behind the screen door until it finally flew out! PHEW!!!!!!!

And while this is going on some guy across the street is looking at me like I'm a loony cause I'm running around and hiding behind the's nice to know he was curious but that he couldn't be bothered to see if something was wrong! Thanks neighbour! I know it was just a bat but c'mon they're scary! hahaha

Sooooo now I'm really sleepy and it's almost 6am but I don't wanna go to sleep now. Imma scared! :(

On a side note....the new Batman movie sucked. We saw it at the drive in which was really cool! but yeah Batman, stick to bat removal ok!

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